sabrajay: onewhositswiththeturtles: ezmiisaname: I don’t know who this belongs to, but it is gold! I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe properly I HAVE SEEN MY HELMET. *wheezing*
here are a few fundamental things i don't...
ingodtisswetrust: why gays shouldn’t be allowed to get married why rich people shouldn’t pay higher taxes why people are so unwilling to help others why people are making laws about my vagina why university costs so much why it’s wrong for everyone to have healthcare
HOW TO DRAW BISHOUNENS
eccentricitymadness: YOU GUYS WANT TO DRAW SEXY BISHOUNENS LIKE YOU SEE IN MANGAS AND ANIME DON’T YOU? WELL HERE’S HOW YOU DRAW THEM. REMEMBER TO FOLLOW EACH STEP PROPERLY AND YOU’LL HAVE THE MOST SEXIEST BEAUTIFUL BISHOUNEN EVER.
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and diced or...
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
neinco: WOAH TIME FOR OTAKON
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
alangwiggy: businessofmisery-: these ladies are my idols Getting revenge. You’re doing it right
my meals in the summer
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
kordova: those people who are way younger but already way better at drawing than you
idklaugh: captaindorkwad: So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in...
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable