July 2012
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
June 2012
Little things I appreciated about Brave
coelasquid:
Both of the character’s parents are alive
Both of the character’s parents have believable, distinct, complimentary, relatable personalities.
The character and her siblings have a friendly relationship and help each other
the horse isn’t a dog
the overall message is less “DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO” and more “Your parents aren’t strict because they’re trying to ruin your...
Keanu Reeves is a vampire. →
mabelalexa:
lulz-time:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
